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Rincewind guides the Disc's first tourist; the world arrives on the back of four elephants and a turtle.

A red star approaches the Disc and Rincewind is the only one who can read the spell.

A wizard's staff goes to an eighth daughter; Granny Weatherwax argues with the university.

A sourcerer is born and magic returns to the Disc all at once.

Three witches, a murdered king and a travelling theatre; Macbeth as Pratchett tells it.

The heir to a desert kingdom trains as an assassin and inherits seven thousand years of ritual.

A demonology hacker summons Rincewind instead of a demon; the Faust parody.

Holy Wood discovers cinema and the Disc discovers popcorn.