Read To the Lighthouse

One June day in London, a party and a shell-shocked veteran; Woolf's stream of consciousness.

Five hundred pounds a year and a room with a lock; Woolf's essay on women and writing.

A provincial town in 1830, Dorothea and Lydgate marrying wrong; the novel novelists call the best.

A dairymaid ruined by two men and hanged for it; Hardy's angriest book.

An Englishwoman accuses an Indian doctor after the Marabar Caves; Forster on the Raj.

Two sisters, a merchant family and a clerk in Edwardian England; "only connect".

Charles Ryder, Sebastian Flyte and a teddy bear at Oxford; Waugh's Catholic elegy.

Guide a hundred green-haired creatures to the exit by giving them jobs; the DMA puzzle hit before GTA.