Satire Bucket List

The Watch takes on dwarfs, trolls and the Disc's first gun.

Ankh-Morpork gets a newspaper, and the news gets a price.

Vimes goes on holiday to the country and finds a goblin killing.

Vimes is thrown thirty years back and has to raise the copper he used to be; the best of them.

A sourcerer is born and magic returns to the Disc all at once.

Tiffany as her village's witch, facing a rising hatred of witches.

The elves come back through the standing stones and they are not the nice kind.

Music with rocks in arrives in Ankh-Morpork and Death's granddaughter takes over the family business.

Tiffany Aching, a frying pan and the Nac Mac Feegle against the Queen of the Fairies.

Tiffany dances with winter and winter falls in love with her.

The Hogfather is missing and Death takes the sleigh; the Discworld Christmas book.

Death is made redundant and takes a job on a farm while the surplus life piles up.

Vimes as a diplomat in Uberwald, among werewolves, dwarfs and a stolen coronation stone.

A girl joins an army where every soldier has a secret; Pratchett on war.

Three witches travel to stop a girl marrying a prince; fairy tales as a weapon.

The railway arrives on the Disc and Moist is put in charge of it.

A glass clock will stop time; the History Monks and Susan try to prevent it.

Rincewind is sent to the Agatean Empire in the middle of a revolution.

Moist von Lipwig is handed the Royal Mint and invents paper money.

A dwarf-troll battle a thousand years old comes to Ankh-Morpork; Vimes reads to his son at six o clock.

The wizards are required to play football, and the city has opinions.

A demonology hacker summons Rincewind instead of a demon; the Faust parody.

The heir to a desert kingdom trains as an assassin and inherits seven thousand years of ritual.

A golem murder mystery and the question of who owns a made person.

Holy Wood discovers cinema and the Disc discovers popcorn.

Tiffany goes to learn witchcraft and something invisible follows her.

A wizard's staff goes to an eighth daughter; Granny Weatherwax argues with the university.

Modern, rational vampires invade Lancre and Granny Weatherwax is not invited.

A talking cat runs a Pied Piper con with talking rats; the first Discworld book for children, and a Carnegie Medal.

Rincewind in XXXX, a continent of red sand, beer and very large sheep.