Satire Bucket List

A glass clock will stop time; the History Monks and Susan try to prevent it.

Ankh-Morpork gets a newspaper, and the news gets a price.

Tiffany as her village's witch, facing a rising hatred of witches.

Granny and Nanny at the Ankh-Morpork opera house; the Phantom, rewritten.

Rincewind is sent to the Agatean Empire in the middle of a revolution.

A sourcerer is born and magic returns to the Disc all at once.

Moist von Lipwig is handed the Royal Mint and invents paper money.

A dwarf-troll battle a thousand years old comes to Ankh-Morpork; Vimes reads to his son at six o clock.

Vimes is thrown thirty years back and has to raise the copper he used to be; the best of them.

The wizards are required to play football, and the city has opinions.

The elves come back through the standing stones and they are not the nice kind.

A demonology hacker summons Rincewind instead of a demon; the Faust parody.

Music with rocks in arrives in Ankh-Morpork and Death's granddaughter takes over the family business.

A talking cat runs a Pied Piper con with talking rats; the first Discworld book for children, and a Carnegie Medal.

Cohen the Barbarian climbs the mountain of the gods to return fire, with interest.

The Hogfather is missing and Death takes the sleigh; the Discworld Christmas book.

A St Petersburg copying clerk saves for months for a new coat and is robbed of it on the first night he wears it.

A man reads the Confucian histories and finds the words "eat people" written between every line; the first story in modern vernacular Chinese.

An island rises between two nations and both immediately claim it.

Death is made redundant and takes a job on a farm while the surplus life piles up.

Vimes as a diplomat in Uberwald, among werewolves, dwarfs and a stolen coronation stone.

A girl joins an army where every soldier has a secret; Pratchett on war.

Three witches travel to stop a girl marrying a prince; fairy tales as a weapon.

The last Discworld novel: Tiffany inherits a role she is not ready for, and the elves return.

The railway arrives on the Disc and Moist is put in charge of it.

A con man is sentenced to run the post office, against a semaphore monopoly.

The Watch takes on dwarfs, trolls and the Disc's first gun.

A golem murder mystery and the question of who owns a made person.

Vimes goes on holiday to the country and finds a goblin killing.

Holy Wood discovers cinema and the Disc discovers popcorn.