Inconceivable! A grandfather reads a fairy tale with fencing, pirates and a six-fingered man.
Kurt Russell as a trucker in a Chinatown sorcery war; Carpenter's cult comedy.
Bill Murray, a proton pack and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in New York.
Bill Murray lives the same day in Punxsutawney until he gets it right.
Tom Hanks as a 12-year-old in a man's body; the floor piano at FAO Schwarz.
Cocteau's fairy tale with living candelabra arms and a Beast more moving than the prince.
A potter leaves his family for a ghost in war-torn Japan; Mizoguchi at his most beautiful.
An RAF pilot argues for his life on a staircase to heaven; Earth in colour, heaven in black and white.
Kansas in sepia, Oz in Technicolor, and the ruby slippers.
Disney's first feature, the film Hollywood called a folly until it earned more than any other.
Coppola's operatic, entirely in-camera vampire film.
Three witches, a murdered king and a travelling theatre; Macbeth as Pratchett tells it.
A con man is sentenced to run the post office, against a semaphore monopoly.
Granny and Nanny at the Ankh-Morpork opera house; the Phantom, rewritten.
The last Discworld novel: Tiffany inherits a role she is not ready for, and the elves return.
Cohen the Barbarian climbs the mountain of the gods to return fire, with interest.
The Watch takes on dwarfs, trolls and the Disc's first gun.
Ankh-Morpork gets a newspaper, and the news gets a price.
Tiffany as her village's witch, facing a rising hatred of witches.
A mermaid trades her voice for legs that hurt at every step, and does not get the prince; Andersen's ending is not the film's.
The elves come back through the standing stones and they are not the nice kind.
Tiffany Aching, a frying pan and the Nac Mac Feegle against the Queen of the Fairies.
Tiffany dances with winter and winter falls in love with her.
A girl joins an army where every soldier has a secret; Pratchett on war.
A glass clock will stop time; the History Monks and Susan try to prevent it.
Three cousins lost in a valley of dragons and rat creatures; a Disney-drawn Lord of the Rings.
The wizards are required to play football, and the city has opinions.
Modern, rational vampires invade Lancre and Granny Weatherwax is not invited.
An island rises between two nations and both immediately claim it.
Two brothers, a failed transmutation and a military state; Arakawa's tightly plotted twenty-seven volumes.
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