Fantasy Bucket List

The 2010 reboot by MercurySteam, with Patrick Stewart narrating and a combat system borrowed from God of War.

Durlag’s Tower and three more areas for the first game, still the hardest dungeon BioWare built.

Borderlands played as a tabletop campaign Tiny Tina is making up as she goes, on a board you walk across.

Back to Solstheim to face Miraak, the first Dragonborn, and learn to ride a dragon.

A book you play: numbered paragraphs, a choice at the end of each, a pencil for your inventory and dice if it has them. Start with The Warlock of Firetop Mountain, Lone Wolf or any Choose Your Own Adventure.

A bank clerk finds a Norse mask and turns into a cartoon; the film that made Carrey a green blur.

How Willy Wonka got the factory, as a musical with Chalamet and a Hugh Grant Oompa-Loompa.

A board game that empties the jungle into a New Hampshire town, and the boy who was stuck inside it.

Death row in 1935 Louisiana and the gentle giant who can heal with his hands; three hours that earn their length.

A chain-smoking exorcist with lung cancer bargaining his way out of hell.

A grown-up Peter Pan, played by Robin Williams, has to remember how to fly.

Tim Curry as Darkness under six hours of makeup a day, in a forest built on the 007 stage.

Sapkowski goes back to a Geralt of eighteen, fresh out of Kaer Morhen and bad at the job.

Shrek looks for someone else to inherit Far Far Away and finds Arthur at a medieval high school.

Ash is thrown back to 1300 with a chainsaw, a shotgun and an incantation he cannot remember correctly.

A surgeon learns magic and the buildings fold; Marvel's Inception.

Shrek signs away a day of his old life to Rumpelstiltskin and wakes in an ogre resistance.

The Penguin, Catwoman and a Gotham of black ice; the darker Burton Batman.

A cooper's apprentice against a monster in a filthy medieval kingdom; Gilliam's first solo film.

The tallest tales, staged at ruinous cost; the moon, a whale and a cannonball ride.

A boy and six dwarfs steal a map of the holes in time; Napoleon, Robin Hood and Evil.

A girl alone in a prairie house with her father's corpse and her doll heads; Gilliam's most disliked film.